(Source: ruinedchildhood)
It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)
(Source: apple-rotation)
my mom comes into my room the same way that timmy turner’s dad does
“i’m respecting your privacy by knocking”
“but asserting my authority as your parent by coMING IN ANYWAY”
(Source: mocha-brittles-bitch)
*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up











